hari kari

I reached up into the top of the closet
and took out a pair of blue panties
and showed them to her and
asked “are these yours?”

 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

 2 in the flower, 1 in the mud

 2 in the goo, 1 in the poo

2 in the cha-cha, 1 in the ka-ka

2 in the pinkster, 1 in the sphincter

2 in the rug, 1 in the plug

2 in the clit, 1 in the shit

2 in the pump, 1 in the rump

2 in the grass, 1 in the ass

2 in the flower, 1 in the sour

2 in the loose, 1 in the caboose

2 in the pussy, 1 in the tushy

2 in the shooter, 1 in the tooter

2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper

2 in the hairy, 1 in the scary

2 in the cut, 1 in the butt

2 in the flaps, 1 in the craps

2 in the easy, 1 in the sleazy

2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin’

2 in the fun, 1 in the bun

2 going down, 1 in the brown

2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed (during that time of the month)

2 in the slit, 1 in the shit

2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco

2 in the door, 1 on the floor

2 in the door, 1 in the gore

2 for the friend, 1 in the end

2 in the cunt, 1 in the runt

2 for the meat, 1 in her seatd

2 in the gear, 1 in the rear

2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper

2 for the tube, 1 with some lube

2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt

2 in the sock, 1 for the shock

2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk

2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl

2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty

2 in the porn, 1 for the corn

2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot

2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose

2 from the hand, 1 for the gland

2 in the chute, 1 in the poot

2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!!

2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate

2 for the Kitty, 1 in the shitty

2 for the team, 1 in the steam

2 in the Yale, 1 in the Brown

2 in the gunk, 1 in the funk

2 in the cooter, 1 in the pooter

2 in the meat pot, 1 in the corn slot

2 in the basket, 1 in the casket

2 in the front, 1 in the shunt

2 in the fun, 1 in the bun

2 in the gash, 1 in the stash

2 for the crack, 1 in the back

2 for the moose, 1 in the caboose

2 for the beav, 1 up her sleeve

2 in the skunk, 1 in the funk

2 in the zipper, 1 in the flipper

2 in the place, 1 in the ace

2 in the poon, 1 on the moon

2 up the river, 1 to make you shiver

2 in the hinge, 1 makes you cringe

2 for the stabbin, 1 for the cabin

2 in the muff, 1 in the stuff

2 in the play, 1 in the gay

2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!!

2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate

2 in the cherry, 1 in the fairy

2 for the team, 1 in the steam

2 in the pleasure, 1 in the treasure

And my personal favorites!!

Checking the fever with two in the beaver

Going to town with one in the brown

She walks like a fertility goddess, hips tits and ass, a taste of waist
I’m ready to worship, a recent convert, disciple of her curves
We walk and talk a while, decide on another date
She leaves, I wait 

The day comes for tonights-the-night, a lovers dance
I dress by guess, not too tidy, shave….na fuck it.
We meet at place and time
she is, as remembered, fine

demure as the saying goes, slow burn kisses and lowered clothes, till stretched out on my bed she throws a length of slender limbs
knickers on to tempt and tease, dressed for pleasure, if you please 

first I taste her with my eyes, to grasp a measure of the prize, and then too work 

tickle bite tease, soft, not soft, hard
the pleasure bed is filled and so is she, drilled eventually
what began as gentle man ends in tradesmans sweat and heave, the plunge, the push the drive and she’s a screamer bringing home the team

she lays a while to rest, undressed fertility goddess, filled with fuck 

Presume nothing, but I think I just saved the world.